I’ve been working hard to exercise and eat well but dear god I just want pizza so badly right now. I might order some for dinner tomorrow.
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It’s my job to take them to dinner at eighty miles an hour. It’s my job to stop a mile from the restaurant so they can have five pounds of crab legs and three bottles of beer a piece and then go get prime rib. It’s my job to go hunting so they can go fire off their guns an inch from my ear and laugh when I get startled because it’s my job.
(via jessica-messica)
On the one hand, I’m upset that my dad Anglicized our surname when he immigrated from India to the US because it feels like part of my cultural identity is missing.
On the other hand, my full name is so common in English-speaking countries that I’m impossible to find through Google searches or social media sites.
The “Bluthify” website that has a Spotify playlist for each Arrested Development character is great, but I’m upset that they didn’t have “Rose’s Turn” on Lucille’s playlist.
NANCY JO. THIS IS ALEXIS NEIERS CALLING. I’M CALLING TO LET YOU KNOW HOW DISAPPOINTED I AM IN YOUR STORY. THERE’S MANY THINGS THAT I READ IN HERE THAT WERE FALSE. LIKE YOU SAYING THAT I WORE SIX INCH RED SCOTCH TAPE HEELS WITH MY TWEED SKIRT, WHEN I WORE FOUR INCH LITTLE BLUE SCOTCH TAPE SHOES.
Guest Stars Appearing on 'Comedy Bang Bang' Season 2 | Splitsider
Deep breath …
Jessica Alba, Aziz Ansari, David Cross, Jim Gaffigan, Zach Galifianakis, Bill Hader, Pee-wee Herman, Gillian Jacobs, Rashida Jones, Anna Kendrick, Andy Richter, Zoe Saldana, Andy Samberg, Jason Schwartzman, Sarah Silverman, Cobie Smulders, and Casey Wilson. Additional guests include James Adomian, Matt Besser, Michael Ian Black, Selma Blair, Aidy Bryant, Andy Daly, Adam DeVine, Nat Faxon, Dave Foley, Will Forte, Tony Hale, Chris Hardwick, Rob Huebel, Nick Kroll, Phil LaMarr, Thomas Lennon, John Carroll Lynch Jason Mantzoukas, Jack McBrayer, Tim Meadows, Christopher Meloni , Bobby Moynihan, Bob Odenkirk, Adam Pally, Jimmy Pardo, Jordan Peele, Jim Rash, Lance Reddick, Horatio Sanz, Kristen Schaal, Ben Schwartz, Adam Scott, Lynne Marie Stewart, Dave Thomas, Paul F. Tompkins, Joe Lo Truglio, Matt Walsh, Michaela Watkins, Zach Woods, “Weird Al” Yankovic, Cedric Yarbrough
Bobby Moynihan and Paul F. Tompkins are both guest-starring. Perhaps we’ll see a live rendering of “Time Bobby”?
david karp sold tumblr to yahoo for a large sum of money so he could then spend that money on getting every copy of this picture deleted from the internet forever
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I wonder how many kimonos David Karp’s going to buy with his Yahoo money.
No, no, no, Refinery 29. I don’t care how cool and trendy you are as a fashion website. You will never, ever convince me to buy a bucket hat and pay $155 for it at Barneys.
Bucket hats will remain in the late 90’s/early 2000’s along with platform sneakers and my repressed Catholic school memories.
