Jennsylvania

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dearratbastards:

throwingmilkshakesatcars:

Okay yes, this is way too addictive but also educational. Today I learned that you all have some seriously small ass states. Like what even is Rhode Island? Why is it? Seriously, why do you have so many states if you’re just going to make them so teeny tiny? America, you are weird. 

My first round was very close to Alia’s, but then my second round was BAMF:


I had a similar result, but then I realized that you can’t really find Pennsylvania’s location without properly finding New Jersey and Ohio. It made me feel bad for trashing Jersey and Ohio for most of my life. Like Pennsylvania’s really that much better than those two states.

dearratbastards:

throwingmilkshakesatcars:

Okay yes, this is way too addictive but also educational. Today I learned that you all have some seriously small ass states. Like what even is Rhode Island? Why is it? Seriously, why do you have so many states if you’re just going to make them so teeny tiny? America, you are weird. 

My first round was very close to Alia’s, but then my second round was BAMF:

I had a similar result, but then I realized that you can’t really find Pennsylvania’s location without properly finding New Jersey and Ohio. It made me feel bad for trashing Jersey and Ohio for most of my life. Like Pennsylvania’s really that much better than those two states.

(Source: stupidswampwitch, via dreadfulseahag)

  1. forgottowatertheplantsagain reblogged this from suchacard and added:
    whaddafack wyoming.
  2. meltingplatinum reblogged this from stupidswampwitch and added:
    This was horrifyingly eye-opening e____e
  3. bpddontheside reblogged this from dreadfulseahag
  4. jenjay reblogged this from dreadfulseahag and added:
    I had a similar result, but then I realized that you can’t really find Pennsylvania’s location without properly finding...
  5. dreadfulseahag reblogged this from stupidswampwitch and added:
    My first round was very close to Alia’s, but then my second round was BAMF:
  6. avenue-adventure said: I quit after I got the first 3 wrong.
  7. thefallofvenus said: also, legitimate reasons like lack of a central government and homesteading and such. i totally agree though. you can ride your bike across delaware in like two days… but here in california its like a 20 hour drive from top to bottom.
  8. happicuppa said: i hate colorado and those other square states. like WHAT. im from here and they confuse me. WHY ARE YOU SQUARE.
  9. footagenotfound said: If you can explain Nunavut to me, I’ll explain Rhode Island to you.
  10. masooood said: I know! Delaware too! But I had the hardest time with all the states in the center. Like Kansas and shit lol.
  11. dumpsterdog said: No matter how many times I play this game, I will ALWAYS misplace Iowa by like, 400 miles
  12. yfox said: I actually said “What the fuck is Delaware?” out loud to myself when I was doing this. because I only know it as a small town in Ontario.
  13. langerdibs said: Rhode Island was basically made to harbor all the anarchists and atheists because no one else wanted to deal with them. Seriously it was nicknamed “Rogue’s Island”
  14. hapaxlegomina said: None of us know where they are, what they’re called or why they’re important. It’s just one of those pilgrim things, I guess.
  15. mthrfnctns reblogged this from stupidswampwitch and added:
    IS DELAWARE FORREAL?
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