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Sun, 19 May 2013 10:47:55 -0400

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jhermann: amorphousblob: slay-z: satanic2chainz: nooooooooooo...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:23:40 -0400

amorphousblob:

slay-z:

satanic2chainz:

nooooooooooooooo

[laughs to keep from crying]

In the game of loans, you either repay or you die.

if your parents co-sign then you’ll keep paying after you die

It’s funny because it’s sad!

The Eurovision song contest is this weekend, and I’d like...

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:58:06 -0400

The Eurovision song contest is this weekend, and I’d like to take the opportunity to post my all-time favorite entry, “Eres tu” by Mocedades (Spain’s entry in 1973). I learned the lyrics in middle school Spanish class and they’ve always stayed with me.

jhermann: this sketch is required viewing My favorite...

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:01:41 -0400

jhermann:

this sketch is required viewing

My favorite Portlandia sketch besides “EH-OH-RIVER!”

Cannes: Paris Hilton Cried While Watching The Bling Ring

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:04:00 -0400

Cannes: Paris Hilton Cried While Watching The Bling Ring:

[Paris Hilton] appears for a quick moment in a nightclub scene, but more significantly, she lent Coppola her actual house to film in for two weeks so that the director could re-create the burglaries onscreen. ‘I was really emotional watching it,’ Hilton confessed… ‘During some parts of it, I literally had tears in my eyes and I wanted to cry. I knew what happened with the burglaries, but I had never actually seen it — so watching it happen, I was like, ‘Oh my God, this really happened to me. These kids were really in my house and did this to me.’ It’s so violating.’

earlhofert replied to your post: My internship plans for the summer didn’t work… If my cafe...

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:00:52 -0400

earlhofert replied to your post: My internship plans for the summer didn’t work…

If my cafe has any openings, I’ll let you know.

Aww, thank you! That’s very sweet of you.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 14:49:55 -0400

My internship plans for the summer didn’t work out, so I’m applying for part-time jobs...

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:57:15 -0400

My internship plans for the summer didn’t work out, so I’m applying for part-time jobs while I’m taking classes this summer. Do you know how complicated the CVS job application website is? It’s ridiculous. So many hoops for a job that only requires a high school diploma. I don’t know how people hoping to find full-time work at places like this deal with it.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 11:16:45 -0400

jewlesthemagnificent: Some days you’re the ball, some days...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:15:22 -0400

jewlesthemagnificent:

Some days you’re the ball, some days you’re the Air Bud.

ughwhocares replied to your post: I just read this article about how Kanye West… omg there’s...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:24:00 -0400

ughwhocares replied to your post: I just read this article about how Kanye West…

omg there’s one super duper close to me.

WHY AREN’T YOU FOLLOWING KANYE’S GIANT HEAD ACROSS CHICAGO LIKE THE NORTHERN STAR, LENA? KANYE DEMANDS IT.

No jk it’s okay.

dontmakemagsmad: Why is everyone stressing that Yoo-Hoo is...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:21:24 -0400

dontmakemagsmad:

Why is everyone stressing that Yoo-Hoo is buying Tumblr?

Oh, you.

I just read this article about how Kanye West projected his new song onto the side of a building in...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:16:41 -0400

I just read this article about how Kanye West projected his new song onto the side of a building in Brooklyn. If I had to work early the next morning, I’d be so mad at Kanye’s giant face yelling outside of my window.

Ha ha ha! Now I’m over my word limit in my literature review! Thank God that this isn’t...

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:46:00 -0400

Ha ha ha! Now I’m over my word limit in my literature review!

Thank God that this isn’t going to be submitted for publication because I’d be throwing things right now.

You’d think that by graduate school that I’d learn that constantly checking wordcount to...

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:25:57 -0400

You’d think that by graduate school that I’d learn that constantly checking wordcount to see if I’d met the requirements doesn’t help the writing process at all, but no. It’s like my college freshman poli sci class all over again.

usnatarchives: Jennifer Armstrong tells the story of the making...

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:02:25 -0400

usnatarchives:

Jennifer Armstrong tells the story of the making of a classic and groundbreaking TV show.

Join us in person or watch on Ustream on Monday, May 20, at noon as we present “Mary and Lou and Rhoda and Ted.”

As the first situation comedy to employ numerous women as writers and producers, The Mary Tyler Moore Show became a guiding light for women in the 1970s and helped increase involvement, responsibility, and visibility of women in future television programs.

A book signing will follow the program.

Adding this to Goodreads!

dontmakemagsmad replied to your post: I could never, ever empty my purse for one of… The...

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:55:29 -0400

dontmakemagsmad replied to your post: I could never, ever empty my purse for one of…

The inside of my purse was wet the other day and I have no idea how. I didn’t put anything wet in there…. I’m trying to pretend it didn’t happen

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve dumped water bottles in my purse. It’s the worst, I know.

I could never, ever empty my purse for one of those “What’s in my purse” features...

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:37:00 -0400

I could never, ever empty my purse for one of those “What’s in my purse” features like celebrities do for magazines. Here’s what I have after organizing it today:

knock-off Wayfarers
A packet of Doublement with one stick of gum left
CVS coupons that I’ll forget to use
half-melted Chapstick
loose pennies—SO MANY loose pennies
My wallet
My phone
Tangled earbuds

Yeah, not everybody carries a culturally-relevant novel and high-end lip gloss in their purse, US Weekly.

“Party Posse, we rule the earth!”

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:33:11 -0400

“Party Posse, we rule the earth!”